Name That Sweat Drop! - Supposedtobes

michaelmatzur

I figured I'd make a thread on the boards incase anyone wanted to throw out their ideas for the back-heading-to-the-ass-crack-sweat-droplet name.

Philosophicso

I'm not sure if it was Jefferey Rowland, Jeph Jacques, or possibly Mitch Clem (all internet cartoonists) who dubbed the lint that occasionally find their way into one's crack "butt garbage". Oddly remembering this tidbit, I'd like to propose we call this "Butt Dew".

isshin

Gavin...

Fayalso

Butt dew-- I like it. So crass, and yet classy.

michaelmatzur

I see such potential for a photoshop'ed Mountain Dew bottle! @philosophicso @fayalso

daveshayne

The pupal stage of swamp ass.

Pseudos

Well Drop

Fayalso

@daveshayne now that image is burned into my brain. Quick, what's the cure? :-&

daveshayne

@Fayalso For swamp ass or the mental image? Perhaps a hot bath and aroma therapy candles? Should cure things either way.

KenmoreThompson

@AwedJob suggested "Droopy Funkenstain" in the comments for the video, and I thought that was pretty good. But Butt Dew is also a good one.

SkuttleSkuttle

Romney

thorn

I'm honestly having trouble coming up with anything I like better than "butt dew". Nicely done.

limitless635

Barack Obuttdew

sassypants

Sweaterfall

michaelmatzur

@sassypants Very Game of Thrones-y.

sassypants

@michaelmatzur - Never seen an episode! I hope that's a compliment; it's a very popular show!

michaelmatzur

@sassypants It is! You're welcome.

Triciano1

Ed.

Or Tenacious Ass Bead.

myemmie

Drop(s) of

upper

ass

nectar

encroaching, or

Duane. :)

Using it in a sentence made me smile, too, as in: "I've got a Duane heading south along the crack..." which is even more giggle-inducing if you use your traffic reporter voice.

believevulcans

the hard long road to indignity

sassypants

Triciano1 said:
Ed.

Or Tenacious Ass Bead.

TAB?

:P

isshin

I like Ass Nectar

limitless635

Well... a bit off topic, but here's something about Supposed-to-bes

The way a suppose-to-be shook down on me
A feeling of what the hell, why me!
Has made me feel so hopelessly
Like I have failed from those around me.

Yet I don't want to try to be
Just what I am supposed to be
So I will change the way I am
And make a statement, make a stand.

Yayira

Fayalso said:
Butt dew-- I like it. So crass, and yet classy.

Nice one

Yayira

Funkspiration

Fayalso

@yayira Funkspiration sounds very grand. Probably what a jazz band generates on a hot stage.

rovingjack

Fwibble.

No reason. none is needed. It simply is a fwibble.

Ailuj

I was at a wedding yesterday and it was outdoors and very hot and I was starting to get irritated at the whole thing and then... I felt that drop make its way down my back, thought of all of you, and almost laughed aloud at the wedding. <grin>

AwedJob

^+1 @Ailuj

leeisenhauer

ooh Iwas gonna vote for "butt dew", but I love "fwibble", so I'm going with:

fwibble; noun fwi'-buhl (from the greek)

1. little bead of sweat that forms on your back, then speeds its way down to the crack in your ass. Known in the common vernacular to be "butt dew"

synonyms - ass nectar, sweaterfall, ed

michaelmatzur

GREAT! @leeisenhauer That belongs in the Urban Dictionary!

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